50 Shades of Grey Got Nothing On Me

Usually every night there is a bunch of us girls who get together in a group to talk.  The things we talk about could be anything from A to Z.  With this covid isolation thing, more join in. And there are also the ones which I will only call the prudes that gasp in shock but still read what we are saying. It helps us pass the time with laughter and it also cements our friendships more.  I think it also shows a different sides of ourselves. I think I shock and awe most of them. A few of the girls said they wanted what I was having which made me laugh. They had no idea of what I was not having, but had had before. I am also to assume that I had been having more of what they wanted in their lives. That is where it comes to giving up control and being in that moment.

  Last night someone brought up motion lotion.   Jannie had no idea what they were talking about.   I tried explaining that motion made the lotion heat up.   I had to drop a few more hints and then she got it. She then said “Why would I want that hot stuff in me.”  Oh man, we were all busting guts laughing.  That is when I told her the lotion was also for females.  Oh my fucking word, the laughter.   Jannie was still Jannie.   She thought she must have led a sheltered life.   

  We talked back and forth for a while, then told her that the hush bunny was lethal.  I shut down and finished up doing what I had started before the talk.  This morning, I signed on and had a message from Jannie asking me what a hush bunny was.   OMG, the laughter.  I sent her two links.  OMG…they had diagrams of the different ways one could use one….I was pissing myself laughing with what she would think.   Later that evening, she came back with how she really led a sheltered life. 

  I had to remind her that I was half Italian and when I love, I am totally uninhibited and I had been that way long before there was a twinkle of 50 Shades of Grey in the author’s eyes so 50 Shades of Grey got nothing on me.  That is where that conversation ended.  I had never laughed so hard.  This is what happens when we get talking about God knows what and we get laughing so hysterically that it is hard to catch our breath.  I will admit I slept good last night.   

  Tonight we kept it level.  No going off on different subjects but we were still laughing about last night.  Most of the women were straightforward with their thoughts which made my eyes bug out at times but thankful that they held nothing back. So different from the women in my neck of the woods. I am so thankful for my friends even though some are far away.  We’ve never met but we are as close as friends we have known for years.   Us, with all of our differences of opinions.  With our different beliefs.  Seeing that when all is said and done, we share similarities.  And laughter.     

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